International Jokes Day: 25 Hilarious Jokes About Love, Dating & Marriage.

25 Love Jokes For International Jokes Day.

International Joke Day is the perfect day to let out all of the guffaw-producing, or groan-inducing jokes you’ve collected over the years, sharing them with friends or any passerby you can get to listen to you.

Unto this matter of International Jokes Day, and since Saturdays we talk about love, relationships, and et.al, here are 25 jokes about all that sweet stuff.

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2.  Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”

Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”

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4. A wife asked her husband, “Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?” The man replied, “Yes, I do.”

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6. Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Boyfriend: “You’re both.”
Girlfriend: “What do you mean?”
Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”

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8. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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10. A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

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12. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her

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14. The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.

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16. Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

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18. Not every girl falls in love at first sight. Sometimes it is difficult to determine from the eyes how much he earns.

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19. Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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21. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.

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22. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection

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24. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

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25. Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

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There you have it. 25 hilarious jokes about love for International Jokes Day. Which of these love jokes is your favorite? Leave a comment below.

See you tomorrow as we Thank God It’s Sunday on our TGIS section.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Orode

Tank driving, cheeky amazon from Warri Kingdom. Copywriter by day, blogger by night, foodie round the clock.

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