1 ) For being the world’s best chef. 

Mommy you are sweet
Mommy you are nice
Don’t ever leave me
Cause you make the best rice!!!!



2 )  For the Mom Who Does Everything 

Mom, I know you do the dishes

And I know you cook the food

I know you scrub down all the floors

Even when you’re in a bad mood.


And every night you walk the dog

While I’m watching all my shows

On Thursday’s you take out the trash

And every spring you wash the windows.


Mom, I know you’re sad I’ll go someday

And leave you all alone

But right now I’m only 35

So what other place could I call home?



3 )  For Putting Up With Me 

I’m glad that you’re my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!


4 )  For keeping mum

Mum you know the worst of me,
My weaknesses and follies,
I know you’ve seen me poop my pants
and cut the heads off dollies,

You know all my most embarrassing moments,
You know that I’m a nut,
So what can I do to repay your love..
…and make sure you keep your mouth shut!?


5 )  For teaching me well…

You taught me how to wash my face
And how to use the potty.
You made me eat up all my greens
And wiped my nose when snotty.

You taught me to say Please and Thanks,
Because politeness is the way,
So ‘Please’ can I borrow some money?
Just kidding.

Happy Mother’s Day!

6 )  The reason we have multiple Mother’s Day 

For all the diapers
that you changed,
For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother’s Day?
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

Happy Mother’s Day Mom!



Tank driving, cheeky amazon from Warri Kingdom. Copywriter by day, blogger by night, foodie round the clock.

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